Small things 5 Jul

• Crows have been documented holding 'funerals' for years, but researchers now suggest that they not be 'mourning', they may be examining the body and surrounding area for potential threats to the rest. So, it's more an autopsy and criminal investigation. You might even call it a 'murder' investigation......
• Q. I'm two months pregnant. When can I expect my baby to move? A. With any luck, right after they finish college.
• I'm thinking about trying out minimalism. It's the least I could do.....
• Never stick a cotton swab too far into your ear. You might reset yourself to default factory settings.
• Do a Google image search on "human face dog muzzle". I didn't even know they were a thing. Also, try and unsee those pictures afterwards................
• Irish guacamole, or as we like to call it - mashed potatoes.
• Plesz PSA: The left lane is for passing. It is not for cruising at the limit, slightly above the limit, or more than slightly above the limit. It is for passing. That is all.
• Whatever you do, don't print out a bunch of Google photos of positive pregnancy tests and tuck them under random windshield wipers in a parking lot, with notes that say "We need to talk...". That's just cruel.
• When you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, do you try not to wake up too much so you'll fall back asleep right away?
• People who say "No tattoos thanks, my body is a temple." have obviously never been inside a temple.