Small things 7 Jun

• What to say to American anti-caxxers: “Have you considered the possibility that anti-vaccine propaganda could be an attempt by the Russians or the Chinese to weaken the health of the United States population?”
• Imagine if when you graduated from any type of school, you had to plant 10 trees. Over the next 10 or so years, over 50 million would get planted in Canada.
• History quiz: Q. What ended in 1896?  A. 1895
• If you upload all your Tinder photos upside down, people will have to turn their phone upside down to look at you, which might make them swipe right when they think they're swiping left. 
• What kind of message are we giving children with the Tooth Fairy? Offer up your body parts for trade on the black market! "Who is this tooth phantom and what do they want with my teeth?"
• The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
• What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
• Why should you never talk to pi? Because they'll go on and on forever.
• Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? They'd stop at nothing to avoid them.