Small things 8 Mar

• All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority of them are just freelancing.
• Robot poets would have it easy. Think about it. It's not that hard to rhyme in binary.
• How come only cats get something like catnip? Why can't humans get a plant that makes them feel all funky and........ oh. Never mind...
• You can't buy happiness. But you can buy ice cream and that's pretty close.
• It's so sad when people stereotype Australians by saying stuff like "Kids ride on the backs of kangaroos to school." Everyone knows that isn't true. They ride in the pouch.
• Getting a soaker on your socked foot is so trivial, and yet it feels so awful.
• You'll know your mom has safely passed to the other side, when the Ouija board spells out 'do the laundry'...