Friday, March 01, 2019

Small things 1 Mar


  • Deaf people sometimes don't realize that hearing people can hear farts.
  • This guy died after a bale of marijuana fell on him. Blunt force trauma.
  • What is this 'normal' that you speak of?
  • You are the universe expressing itself as a human. For a little while.
  • FYI Americans, when we say it, the word "about" sounds way more like "a boat" (with a Brit accent) than "a boot".

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