Small things 22 Feb

• Remember that original Star Trek episode where Captain Pike was confined to a chair and couldn't speak? I find it a bit amusing that in the Star Trek universe they had the technology to do complete medical diagnosis with a hand-held scanner, but they couldn't give Pike a brain-machine speaking interface (pictured).
• What can you say about a woman who harvests her own honey? She's a keeper.....
• Them: "What's your idea of the perfect date?"  Me: "DD MMM YYYY. So like, 13 the number, then the month spelled out and the 4 digit year. No hyphens, no slashes."
• Ghost: [sighs] "I used to be somebody..........."
• The worst phrase in history: "Failure is not an option."
• I'm just whelmed.
• Colour is a pigment of your imagination.
• Once you lick the frosting off of a cupcake, you're left with a muffin. Muffins are fairly healthy. Enjoy! You're welcome.
• Twitter: Organized eavesdropping.
• Is there anything funnier than pre-sneeze face?