Small things 2 Feb

• I am convinced that many restaurant servers purposely wait until your mouth is full before quickly arriving at the table to ask how the first few bites are.
• In Europe, he's called Bigmetre.
• Rent a car just like yours and swap the tires. Free set of newer tires........
• Cigarettes are like firecrackers. They're perfectly fine until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
• Who's idea was it to put T and G so close together on the keyboard? Anyway, that's the last time I use 'regards' at the end of an email.
• If a redheaded guy works in a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
• I'm not just playing stupid..... I'm winning.
• Is it possible for someone named Nick to have a nickname?
• Is it really whale 'watching'? Shouldn't it more aptly be called whale 'stalking'.