- I love the way the earth rotates. It makes my day.....
- What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole (so far as we know).
- Resistance begins at ohm.
- 'You can't hurry love' should be the theme song for Viagra.
- Dear boyfriend: I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. Signed: The spider.
- Cruel: A thief breaks into your home and just steals the remote. Then they drive by every night and change the channel on you.
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