Small things 1 Dec

• For what it's worth, I'll never get E. coli from eating chocolate.
• Some people I went to high school with, their yearbook motto should have been: "You can retake a class, but you can't retake a party..."
• Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toetips. Yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger........
• When someone tries to suggest that people these days are too sensitive, just remind them that there was a time when if you called someone a coward, that was grounds for them to challenge you to a duel with pistols.
• When people put their wash out on the clothesline, does the washer taunt the dryer that it's not good enough?
• Airports are the only places where you're treated like a prisoner. You can't go anywhere you want. There's security everywhere. People ask you a lot of questions and try to make you uncomfortable (customs / immigration). The food is terrible. The furniture is hard as a rock. But if you have money, you can at least wait in a place with better everything (priority lounge).  
• Nighttime is the natural state of the universe. Daytime is only the result of a nearby radiating ball of nuclear fusion.
• Kids today will never know the reality of navigating by car before digital devices and GPS. We had road maps. On paper. With intricate folds you could never duplicate once you opened them. So you used them as floor mats too. And they were obsolete the day you bought them. And your passenger didn't know how to read them, if they could even see those tiny lines and print. So, basically, every trip you got lost.
• When your car has a dent, you don't take it to the dentist.........