Small things 9 Nov

• I know what would finally get Trump's supporters to have a change of heart. If he threatened to make America go metric.
• The key under the doormat is the real world version of login: admin password: admin.
• Whoever said you should take whiskey for a cold probably likes whiskey a lot
• Grammar police: To serve and correct.
• Would you call a half zebra, half donkey a 'zonkey', or a 'deebra'?
• If Dracula had a cat, it would always be in the coffin.
• I wonder if any man does not have a box of random cables......
• Don't confuse my disdain of the hyper-wealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don't want a 6 figure sports car, or a 20 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak. I want redistribution of wealth so that citizens don't have to worry about affording (and getting) health care, getting a higher education, and a living wage.
• Is the reason we wake up the second we die in a dream because our brain has no knowledge of what happens to us after we die?
• To remember how many feet there are in a mile, just remember 5 tomatoes. Which sounds like 5.. 2.. 8.. 0. There are 5280 feet in a mile. Or, you could just move to Canada. There's 1000 metres in a kilometre.
• A head of lettuce is basically a lettuce lettuce wrap.