Small things 3 Nov

• In Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace end credits, Jabba the Hutt is credited as himself.
• I love cooking with organic tear gas. Or as you might know it - onions.
• I before E. Except when your foreign neighbour Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.
• Candles are how we keep fires as pets.
• Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used to be backed with a layer of silver, which was considered a pure metal. So it didn't interact with vampires. Modern mirrors have aluminum backing, so vampires can see their reflections now.
• Me: There's a large rat in the men's bathroom. Barista: ? Me: There's a Venti rat in the bathroom.
• When the insurance company asks you to send front, side and rear views, they mean of your damaged car, not of you....
• Of course Apple is the first trillion dollar company. Have you seen how flimsy their lightning cords are?