Small things 17 Nov

• If they made scented candles for dogs, they would smell like other dogs' butts.
• Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
• Never eat a clock. It's very time consuming. Especially if you have seconds.
• What if dogs destroy shoes because that's the last thing we put on before we leave?
• If Lay's made beer, the bottle would contain 75% foam.
• If you always vent to someone, make sure to occasionally ask how they're doing too.
• This would be a very cruel site link to send to stoned people.
• Saying "Aliens don't exist. If they did, they would have visited us or we would have found them by now" is like scooping up a glass of seawater and saying "There's no life in the ocean."
• I used to help my dad fix his car. What I learned is..... KEEP THE FLASHLIGHT STILL!!
• If the Navy only recruited non-swimmers, would they do a better job defending the ship?