Small things - 1 Sep

• "If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts we'd all have a bowl of granola." ~Steven Colbert
• "Nazis are a lot like cats. If they like you, it's probably because you're feeding them." ~John Oliver
• Especially if they've never had it before, give your kids some strong dark chocolate and watch their faces. Make sure you tell them it's chocolate first.
• "I think the thing that makes working fun is really being on the same page. When everybody can contribute and that contribution is recognized and it moves the company forward in a way that everybody understands. That's what's really great. You're doing something bigger than yourself, you're doing it for each other and doing it as a team." ~Ben Horowitz
• When people say 'You're so full of yourself', are they being ironic?
• Does a Roomba taunt the broom every time it goes by?