Describe white people in 4 words

I found a random meme online where a guy asked his Instagram followers to describe white people using only 4 words. Some of the funnier ones are here. I added a few myself. My fave is the second one. That's me in a nutshell.

• The skin colour crayon
• This water's too spicy
• "Wow, delish quinoa Susan!"
• Wearing Birkenstocks with socks
• "I'm not racist but..."
• Stop twerking, no ass
• White people be like...
• I literally can't even
• We cannot say nigga
• #I #Love #Chai #Latte
• Wearing shorts in winter
• Check out my tat
• Dude, size doesn't matter
• Who doesn't like mullets?
• Chewin' tobacc'ah be tasty
• Balls hanging on pickup