I'm unusual because...

• I'm Canadian and I cannot skate.
• I don't like spicy food.
• I have no tattoos. Or piercings.
• I can recite the alphabet backwards. Quickly.
• I'm 50 and I have a 34 year old step-daughter (and a 3 year old grand-daughter).
• I spent 6 months near the North Pole.
• I don't really like the taste of beer.