Secret baseball signals

They'll never admit this, but there are some baseball signals that have nothing to do with the game. Some non-game baseball signals include:

• There's something in your teeth.
• I'm this many years old today!
• Check out the hot chick in section 113, row 4.
• I want this many chicken wings after the game.
• I see that blood stain still hasn't come out yet.
• I got to bed at 3am this morning.