He has an Indian locked up

While we were shopping, Darlene was telling me about a neighbour of ours calling her over on her way home from work, to check out his new (to him) classic Indian motorcycle. He's been quite excited about it and has been stopping everyone he knows as they go by to show it off. She's describing the situation to me as we shop.

So of course, we're walking through the packed grocery store and as we round a corner into another aisle, she continues: "So then he asked me if I wanted to see the Indian he has locked up in the garage."

You can imagine the looks........