
Monticello: Yo, ISP. You plan to get fibre-to-the-home?
ISP: Nope.
Monticello: Yo, public. You want fibre-to-the-home?
Public: Damned straight!
Monticello: OK, we're doing it ourselves.
ISP: Whoa. Lawsuit!
Monticello: WTF!
ISP: In light of the public's demand for fibre-to-the-home, we'll build it.
Monticello: Sneaky bastards.
ISP: You tricked us. We don't believe the public really wanted fibre-to-the-home.
Monticello: Wankers.
Public: Woo hoo! Fibre-to-the-home! 50Mbps speeds!
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