Birth certificates - not just for people anymore

Time for a quick poll. If you bought a Cabbage Patch Kid (just work with me people) and opened the box to find that the birth certificate was missing, would you bring it back?

If you said yes, you side with Darlene, if you said no, I agree with you. I just don't see that the missing birth certificate is going to diminish the enjoy-ability factor of the doll. But that's just me.

But since Darlene made a big deal about getting one with its birth certificate included, I am now officially referring to her as a 'birther'. You knew I had to go there, didn't you?