And that's when the fight started

A wife and her husband are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while in bed. The husband turns to the wife and says, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answers.

He says, 'Is that your final answer?'

She doesn't even look at him this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So he says, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....