I'm quite happy as a one-scooter guy....

Darlene and I were downtown late this afternoon, on our way to dinner out. We were passing by a scooter parked on the side of the street and Darlene noticed that I was looking at it. She says, "Why are you eyeing other scooters when you already have a perfectly good one at home?" I said, "I may look at other scooters, but I promise I won't ride them." She said, "Not even for a test drive?"

[update - I forgot to add my response] "Only if I cleared it with you first."

The innuendo was crisp that day, no?