Cultspace

Ever wanted to start your own (play) cult? Or perhaps seek a clever cult out? The internets have heard your prayers - behold - Cultspace! My favourite cult so far: The Church of the Immaculate Sandwich. Some sample religious texts (edited for space):

Glory, glory, glory! Glory unto the Sandwich. It is the way and the path and the light. It is the moonlight through the clouds. It is our salvation from subsistence. The followers of the Sandwich pity the ignorance of those who know it not. Pity they who eat to live! Pity they who live to eat! Both of these have the bitterness of uncooked grain. They know not the Sandwich. Be you mindful of the taco. The taco is like unto a false Sandwich. Frown not on those who follow the taco, but do not bend to them. Stay true to the Sandwich. Heed not the taco.

Sandwiches have to be holy....... just look at that rapture on the girl's face!