Karl's tips on life - life altering edition

Heat pumps extract whatever heat is in the air and use it to augment the heat your furnace produces - or extracts heat from your home's air to help cool it. If you can dig that........ then think of a woman as a reverse heat pump. A woman's appendages have the ability to extract cold out of seemingly tropical environments and store that cold in their feet and hands. Men need to beware of these appendages, for they are shockingly cold when you are not prepared. Do not be fooled into believing that tucking a hand or foot against your body will warm it either. This mysterious power will only find the cold in your body and add to the coldness. It is why women often feel cold when men do not. Yet women have the ability to turn this physiological feature off at will - such as during times of intimacy.