- To think that when I was a kid, I thought nap time was a punishment........
- There's no award for best wedding.
- My mind is like my web browser. 10 tabs are open, 3 of them are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
- The community pool. The original unisex bathroom.
Friday, July 27, 2018
Small things 27 Jul
The 5 thoughts to think before engaging in an online debate
Listen before responding.
If you wouldn't say it in person, don't say it online.
No insults, meet anger with kindness.
Find the common ground and good in others.
Consider you might be wrong.
If you wouldn't say it in person, don't say it online.
No insults, meet anger with kindness.
Find the common ground and good in others.
Consider you might be wrong.
True facts: Carnivorous plants
Ze Frank (remember this guy?) is at it again, narrating a mini doc on plants that eat bugs.
It's good fun.
It's good fun.
Things I learned lately 27 Jul
- The 23 countries with the fastest average internet speeds. No, Canada is NOT among them. Countries with speeds better than Canada: France; Madagascar; Slovakia; US; Hong Kong; Andorra; Lithuania; Spain; Estonia; Taiwan; Latvia; Japan; Switzerland; Jersey; Hungary; Luxembourg; Netherlands; Belgium; Romania; Norway; Denmark; Sweden; Singapore.
- A hyperloop research team based in Munich (WARR Hyperloop, Technical University of Munich) shattered speed records and got their pod up to 467 km/h (290 mph).
- Stalin sent hit squads (yes, plural) to try to take out John Wayne.
- Remains of Homo sapiens have been discovered recently that are more than 300,000 years old. That updates the origin timeline by another 100,000 years. Neanderthals and Denisovans were around at least 400,000 years back.
- Steve Bannon is now setting up a foundation called The Movement in Europe to promote far right wing political groups in Britain, France, Germany and Hungary.
- If you press the 'j' key in Facebook (web page), you'll be taken directly to the next post in your newsfeed, no scrolling necessary.
- Calgary has a bike path network over 1000 km long, the biggest in the world. This same city has some very vocal motorists who don't approve of separated bike lanes downtown.
- Netflix penetration: US - 64.5%; Norway - 62.4%; Canada - 56.3%; Denmark - 54.9%; Sweden - 50.2%
Friday, July 13, 2018
Small things 13 Jul
- A giant angry orange baby Trump effigy balloon floating over London made Trump feel unwelcome. You mean, like the illegal immigrants entering the US unwelcome feeling?
- kijiji ad funnies: (for a tool kit) price is firm. worth way more. includes [lists stuff]. two batteries i think one doesn't hold much charge. Yeah, it's so barely used that one battery is already at the end of its life.
- "Don't just teach your children to read...teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything." ~George Carlin
- "If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to have selfish, ignorant leaders." ~George Carlin
- Do militant feminists hate the word boycott?
"Oh my God!"
This was me the first time I looked through a telescope at Saturn and Jupiter.
It's one thing to see pictures of our solar system objects. It's quite another to see them with your own eyes, up close(r).
It's one thing to see pictures of our solar system objects. It's quite another to see them with your own eyes, up close(r).
Songs that are 50 years old this year (2018)
The Beatles - Hey Jude
Otis Redding - Sittin' on the dock of the bay
Cream - Sunshine of your love
Herb Alpert - This guy's in love with you
Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs Robinson
The Doors - Hello I love you
Sly & the Family Stone - Dance to the music
John Fred & His Playboy Band - Judy in Disguise (with glasses)
Steppenwolf - Born to be wild / Magic carpet ride
Ohio Express - Yummy Yummy Yummy
Mason Williams - Classical gas
Tom Jones - Delilah
Cream - White room
Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose
Manfred Mann - The mighty Quinn
Aretha Franklin - Think
By the way, if you haven't heard Judy in Disguise, you must go listen.......
Otis Redding - Sittin' on the dock of the bay
Cream - Sunshine of your love
Herb Alpert - This guy's in love with you
Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs Robinson
The Doors - Hello I love you
Sly & the Family Stone - Dance to the music
John Fred & His Playboy Band - Judy in Disguise (with glasses)
Steppenwolf - Born to be wild / Magic carpet ride
Ohio Express - Yummy Yummy Yummy
Mason Williams - Classical gas
Tom Jones - Delilah
Cream - White room
Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose
Manfred Mann - The mighty Quinn
Aretha Franklin - Think
By the way, if you haven't heard Judy in Disguise, you must go listen.......
Things I learned lately 13 Jul
- Streaming services now account for 75% of all music listening in the US, up from 50% in 2016 - just 2 years.
- Billions of low-energy neutrinos from the sun pass through one of your thumbnails every second.
- Virtually all things made from iron in the Bronze Age were made from metal that fell from the sky in the form of meteorites. As a result, iron was considered a gift from the gods.
- Steel was first created by India around 400 BC.
- Vacation perks: Airbnb gives $2000 in travel coupons per year; BambooHR gives $2000 for travel; Evernote gives unlimited vacation days plus $1000 for travel; Expedia gives up to $750 reimbursements plus discounts through their site; FullContact gives $7500 for travel per year; Moz gives 21 PTO days, 7 sick days, 10 vacation days and $3000 for expenses.
- Statistically speaking, couples who spend more on their weddings are more likely to get divorced.
- Brands owned by Amazon (US) : Arabella (lingerie); Basic Care (pain relief and antacids); Beauty Bar (cosmetics); Buttoned Down, and Goodthreads (men's clothing); Ella Moon, Lark & Ro, North Eleven, and James & Erin (women's clothing); Mae (underwear); Franklin & Freeman (men's shoes); Scout & Ro (kid's clothing); Happy Belly (fresh food); Mama Bear (baby products); Pike Street, Pinzon (linen); Presto (paper and cleaning supplies); NuPro (tech accessories); Small Parts (spare parts); Solimo (assorted goods); Strathwood (furniture); Wag (dog food); Wickedly Prime (groceries).
- 800,000 ex-pats have left Saudi Arabia, creating a hiring crisis.
Thursday, July 05, 2018
Small things 5 Jul
- I don't know exactly what women are shaving in those women's leg shaving advertisements, because they don't have any visible hair to begin with. (except for one ad for Billie brand)
- "We've become very focused in the world of sustainability about being 'less bad', less CO2 emissions, less water pollution, less waste. What we really need to do is turn that on its head and think about what does it mean to be a truly good company, where you leave the world every day better off than it was the day before." ~Jeffrey Hollender, CEO Seventh Generation
- Why is it that tire stores insist on you coming back for a re-torque after a tire install / rotate, but when your car dealership does maintenance that involves removing the wheels, they don't ask you to come back for a re-torque?
- Worst Tinder pickup line ever: "There's a black friday sale at my place. All clothes are 100% off."
- You know what I don't get? The newspaper. I have never subscribed to the newspaper..... I used to deliver it when I was a kid though.
- Ever been told that a well-prepared Portabello mushroom is as good as a steak? Vegetarian propaganda!
Cat piano duo
This is so cute.
A guy plays piano with his cat.
The cat's just happy to be around him I think.
Did you notice one of the t-shirts? (around 3:23)
A guy plays piano with his cat.
The cat's just happy to be around him I think.
Did you notice one of the t-shirts? (around 3:23)
Things I learned lately 5 Jul
- Scientists have discovered that not only can some spiders spin long loose silk threads that can carry them through the air on a light breeze, but they can also ride electric fields. Great. Flying spiders.
- The silicon valley housing crisis is so bad, that a 897 square foot home listed for $2,590,000.
- Trump's trade wars could destroy 5% of the global economy.
- A second Brexit referendum is being considered.
- The Moog synthesizer company may move production overseas because of Trump's tariffs as well.
- People who become prison guards in Norway have to study a mix of criminology, law, welfare, applied ethics, and social work at a special staff academy. They learn how to establish relationships and communicate with the person behind the offence. (pictured: a prisoner spends time with his family)
- There are no studies at all indicating that illegal immigration increases crime. None. In fact, as illegal immigration has increased, violent crime has decreased.
Saturday, June 23, 2018
Small things 23 Jun
- There really is no such thing as a 'quick trip to the mall'.
- Apocalypse down (pillow fight movie)
- Where exactly did the phrase 'the cat's ass' come from? On a scale, is 'the cat's ass' better than 'the dog's bollocks'?
- Imagine a world where grenades and mines are filled with hot fudge sauce....
- Giving birth takes a lot out of you.
- 'Down with' and 'Get down with'. Two entirely different things
- 30 Helens agree: It's hard to get 30 people to agree on anything.
- Glitter comes from clowns shaving
- Only people who do nothing never make mistakes
Phone spring cleanup
At some point, most phone users arrive at a very annoying, yet important milestone. Running out of storage space. Just as people often underestimate how much memory (RAM) their computers should have to keep them happy and productive, they often buy a phone with less storage capacity than they’ll realize they need after many months of use.
Part of the reason we tend to fill up our phones quickly is because of how easy it is to accumulate data. Apps are easy to get and in many cases, are free or very inexpensive. Having a camera in your phone means being able to take pictures of anything, at any time. As phone cameras get better, the pictures they create get bigger (in file size). But then videos take this storage requirement to a whole new level. So, at some point, if you’re a vigorous user, you’re going to run out of space and your phone is going to complain. What to do…….
You could back up your phone, but then you’ll need equivalent storage capacity in the cloud (if that’s the option you choose). Storage in the cloud isn’t always abundant, nor is it typically free beyond a certain base amount. There are exceptions to this of course – Google Photos lets you store pretty much unlimited photos in the cloud as long as you let them get a bit compressed. But that doesn’t let you back up apps, etc. I still am aware of many people who still don’t trust the cloud to store their stuff. You could back up to your computer, which programs like iTunes lets you do, but then you need to have your computer if you want to access anything that’s backed up and also deleted from your phone. So, is there another approach? I dare say yes. It’s called spring cleaning. It’s just a carryover from what I recommend to my clients who own computers.
Start with apps. Be stingy and ask the following about every app on your phone. "Have I used this in the last 6 months?" If the answer is ‘no’, and you know you probably won’t use it in the next 6 months either, delete it. You can always get it back later if you change your mind. But don’t stop with just the apps themselves. Some apps, especially those used to communicate, tend to keep a growing pile of past texts, messages, calls, etc. Find out where the apps store their stuff and delete it. Don’t assume that a deleted app will also delete its saved files. Sometimes an app will leave your past history intact, in case you change your mind about deleting it and reinstall in the future.
Next, move on to videos and photos. Look at every video you’ve stored with the eye of a ruthless movie critic. Will you really care about that clip next year? Yes? Then upload it to YouTube or Facebook and delete it from your phone. If your kids roll their eyes every time you show the clip, you may be fooling yourself about just how amazing it is. Delete. Moving on to photos. That picture of those amazing desserts you had at Cheesecake Factory might have looked good when you took them, but seriously. Do you think you’re the only person who has ever had the Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake? Nope. And I’m willing to bet there are pics on Google of that dessert that are much more professional. Even if you insist on keeping the dessert photos, you don’t need 10 different angles of cheesecake. Delete nine, keep the best one. Memories are great keepsakes, just don’t act like the Smithsonian Institute about it. One final note about pictures. Did sister really, really love that one pic of the two of you at Disneyland? Great. Send it to her and let her keep it. I know, I can be ruthless.
Music is another thing that can gobble up storage fast on a phone. It's nice to be able to store every song you own, but I know people with music collections topping 100GB and more. If you want to avoid using up a lot of space on your phone, consider paying for a music service like Spotify and let them store all your favourite songs for you. Yes, that means streaming data, but sometimes you have to choose what’s more important – a phone with a lot of storage (expensive), that may still not be enough, or a better data plan (or more use of wi-fi). I let my Spotify songs store on my phone so I can save data costs, but thanks to compression, my measly 1800 songs on Spotify use up 10GB of phone capacity.
If you drill into your phone’s settings, you can find out what’s using up all that space and start to weeding. I’m pretty good about spring cleaning and I’m using about 40GB in total. Half of that is apps and photos. Needless to say, I’d need to be even more ruthless to be able to use a phone with only 32GB of storage.
So if you’re getting low on phone storage, or even if you’re not, consider doing some spring cleaning. But maybe do it every season. Be ruthless. And leverage the cloud as much as you dare.
Part of the reason we tend to fill up our phones quickly is because of how easy it is to accumulate data. Apps are easy to get and in many cases, are free or very inexpensive. Having a camera in your phone means being able to take pictures of anything, at any time. As phone cameras get better, the pictures they create get bigger (in file size). But then videos take this storage requirement to a whole new level. So, at some point, if you’re a vigorous user, you’re going to run out of space and your phone is going to complain. What to do…….
You could back up your phone, but then you’ll need equivalent storage capacity in the cloud (if that’s the option you choose). Storage in the cloud isn’t always abundant, nor is it typically free beyond a certain base amount. There are exceptions to this of course – Google Photos lets you store pretty much unlimited photos in the cloud as long as you let them get a bit compressed. But that doesn’t let you back up apps, etc. I still am aware of many people who still don’t trust the cloud to store their stuff. You could back up to your computer, which programs like iTunes lets you do, but then you need to have your computer if you want to access anything that’s backed up and also deleted from your phone. So, is there another approach? I dare say yes. It’s called spring cleaning. It’s just a carryover from what I recommend to my clients who own computers.
Start with apps. Be stingy and ask the following about every app on your phone. "Have I used this in the last 6 months?" If the answer is ‘no’, and you know you probably won’t use it in the next 6 months either, delete it. You can always get it back later if you change your mind. But don’t stop with just the apps themselves. Some apps, especially those used to communicate, tend to keep a growing pile of past texts, messages, calls, etc. Find out where the apps store their stuff and delete it. Don’t assume that a deleted app will also delete its saved files. Sometimes an app will leave your past history intact, in case you change your mind about deleting it and reinstall in the future.
Next, move on to videos and photos. Look at every video you’ve stored with the eye of a ruthless movie critic. Will you really care about that clip next year? Yes? Then upload it to YouTube or Facebook and delete it from your phone. If your kids roll their eyes every time you show the clip, you may be fooling yourself about just how amazing it is. Delete. Moving on to photos. That picture of those amazing desserts you had at Cheesecake Factory might have looked good when you took them, but seriously. Do you think you’re the only person who has ever had the Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake? Nope. And I’m willing to bet there are pics on Google of that dessert that are much more professional. Even if you insist on keeping the dessert photos, you don’t need 10 different angles of cheesecake. Delete nine, keep the best one. Memories are great keepsakes, just don’t act like the Smithsonian Institute about it. One final note about pictures. Did sister really, really love that one pic of the two of you at Disneyland? Great. Send it to her and let her keep it. I know, I can be ruthless.
Music is another thing that can gobble up storage fast on a phone. It's nice to be able to store every song you own, but I know people with music collections topping 100GB and more. If you want to avoid using up a lot of space on your phone, consider paying for a music service like Spotify and let them store all your favourite songs for you. Yes, that means streaming data, but sometimes you have to choose what’s more important – a phone with a lot of storage (expensive), that may still not be enough, or a better data plan (or more use of wi-fi). I let my Spotify songs store on my phone so I can save data costs, but thanks to compression, my measly 1800 songs on Spotify use up 10GB of phone capacity.
If you drill into your phone’s settings, you can find out what’s using up all that space and start to weeding. I’m pretty good about spring cleaning and I’m using about 40GB in total. Half of that is apps and photos. Needless to say, I’d need to be even more ruthless to be able to use a phone with only 32GB of storage.
So if you’re getting low on phone storage, or even if you’re not, consider doing some spring cleaning. But maybe do it every season. Be ruthless. And leverage the cloud as much as you dare.
Canadian pot names?
I decided to have some fun and try and come up with some new Canadian names for marijuana strains.
- Calgary Stampweed
- Rocky Mountain High
- Great Lakes Bakes (edibles)
- Laurentien Paper Co (papers)
- Yonge Buds
- Trans Canada High Way
- Beaver Buds
- Maple Buds
- Pottawa
- Canusa Clippings
- Banff Blunt
- Prairie Indica
- Dartmouth Dank
- 420 Train to Toronto
- Hamilton Hookah
- Kelowna Kush
- Regina Roach
- Yellowknife Yerba
- Canadian Bogart Agency
- Bongwater Springs
- Shawinigan Shotgun
- Royal Canadian Fade
- Mooseweed
Things I learned lately 23 Jun
- There are no bridges spanning the Amazon River.
- The city of Brasilia was founded in 1960. It is now home to roughly 4.3 million people (metro area).
- A service dog, while working, needs to be left alone. No barking or petting or talking to them. It distracts them and they just want to work and be left alone.
- Although service dogs don't look like they're having a good time, they are working and get to be like normal dogs and play once work is over.
- Had George Lucas kept the Star Wars franchise, the last 3 movies (episodes 7-9) would have been about the microbiol creatures the Whills, who feed off the Force and use the midi-chlorians to control the people. In other words, people who are 'strong with the force' are just folks who are being controlled more by (and are vehicles for) the Whills.
- Most stars like our sun are born as twin stars. Astronomers want to know what happened to our probable twin.
Saturday, June 16, 2018
Small things 15 Jun
- Is it me, or ever since we started carrying cell phones, it's bad form to push someone into a pool. Once cell phones become waterproof across the board, does that mean we can expect pool pushings again?
- If time stopped for 5 seconds, how would the stoppage of time be timed (to 5 seconds) without time?
- Conversation already happening: 20 something: what's the origin of that save icon? 50 something: that's what a floppy disk looked like. 20 something: what's a floppy disk?
- "If I could give you one last piece of advice, it would be this... Don't ever get off your parents' wireless plan. Ride that train as long as possible." ~Jimmy Fallon keynote at Stoneman Douglas graduation
- I'd like to go work for Microsoft and be on the team that renames everything in new versions of Windows or Office. You know, the people who figured Windows Explorer should now be File Explorer, Control Panel should be Settings, Out of Office Assistant should be Automatic Replies......
- Chat: Cnt Email: I can't Term paper: Lo, though I find that I am unable to can.
What Facebook collects about us
A partial list:
- Facebook records your mouse movements. This helps them recognize that you are not a robot.
- Another way Facebook distinguishes that you're human is by monitoring whether your browser window is "foregrounded or backgrounded."
- Facebook collects a lot of data about your devices, including your battery level, signal strength, and available storage space.
- Your operating system, browser type, file names, and plugins are also fair game.
- Facebook knows your mobile operator (if you're using it on your phone), internet service provider, and IP address, as well as your cookie data, time zone, and internet connection speed.
- Facebook said "in some cases" it monitors devices around its users or on the same network, so it "can do things like help users stream a video from their phone to their TV."
- The signals of your device are also monitored, including Bluetooth and information about nearby Wi-Fi access points. Nearby "cell towers" are also known to Facebook (if you're using it on your phone).
- Facebook hoovers up your GPS location, camera information, and photos if you don't lock down your settings (on your phone or tablet). Call logs and SMS log history are also recorded if users choose to sync their Android devices or upload data.
- Data about your "online and offline actions" and purchases from third-party providers is collected, in addition to information about the "games, apps, or accounts" people use.
Things I learned lately 15 Jun
- In 15 years in Afghanistan, no counter-narcotics effort undertaken by the US, it partners, or the Afghan government has led to sustained reductions in poppy cultivation or opium production.
- Minimum wage would have to be over $20 an hour in many states to be able to afford renting a one bedroom apartment.
- "We have given all of our employees, 100%, standing desks. If you can stand for a while, then sit, and so on and so forth, it's much better for your lifestyle." ~Tim Cook, Apple CEO
- Cats are being trained to smuggle cell phones into Costa Rica prisons.
- A cure to the common cold may be coming in the future that makes the human body inhospitable to the many cold viruses themselves.
- Chromebooks (laptops running the Google Chrome OS versus Windows, etc) now outsell Macbooks and Windows laptops, especially to schools.
- There are 12 planetariums in Canada (according to wikipedia). The Montreal Planetarium is shown.
Saturday, June 09, 2018
Clay, seal and wax
So after punishing my car's paint for 5 years, I wanted to give it a spa day by getting a proper detailing done.
Normally, I get the car detailed every spring, but I only get the insides cleaned up, to remove the build up of dust, dirt, coffee spills, window film and winter salt etc. on the carpet.
This time I decided to add a proper exterior detailing as well to get the paint back to like-new condition. After 5 years, it was starting to look (and feel) a bit nasty and there were chips exposing metal now. For the record - I never wax my car and routinely wash in a self serve car wash with high pressure, but no brush.
I chose the option of clay bar, then sealer, then wax. I have never done this before - on any car. The price is the reason. For the uninitiated, the clay bar is used to strip off all the contaminants from the paint surface. Off comes the pollution, tar, overspray, brake dust, everything. Then they seal it for a layer of protection. I opted to add a good coat of wax for extra protection and to make it smooth and shiny.
Before I dropped the car off, they had me run my finger along the paint to feel how rough it was. It doesn't feel like that anymore. It is smooth as butter. And shiny. It looks very much like it just came off the showroom floor. They had to work a bit harder on my car, because there was a lot of paint over-spray on my windows and any black trim on my doors, etc. from body work that had been done post-hail damage back in 2014. That's mostly gone now. My windows have not been cleaner or more transparent and streak-free than now.
I have to hand it to the crew at OCDetailing in Airdrie, they did a bang up job. It was expensive, but it was worth it.
[disclaimer: not my car in pic]
Normally, I get the car detailed every spring, but I only get the insides cleaned up, to remove the build up of dust, dirt, coffee spills, window film and winter salt etc. on the carpet.
This time I decided to add a proper exterior detailing as well to get the paint back to like-new condition. After 5 years, it was starting to look (and feel) a bit nasty and there were chips exposing metal now. For the record - I never wax my car and routinely wash in a self serve car wash with high pressure, but no brush.
I chose the option of clay bar, then sealer, then wax. I have never done this before - on any car. The price is the reason. For the uninitiated, the clay bar is used to strip off all the contaminants from the paint surface. Off comes the pollution, tar, overspray, brake dust, everything. Then they seal it for a layer of protection. I opted to add a good coat of wax for extra protection and to make it smooth and shiny.
Before I dropped the car off, they had me run my finger along the paint to feel how rough it was. It doesn't feel like that anymore. It is smooth as butter. And shiny. It looks very much like it just came off the showroom floor. They had to work a bit harder on my car, because there was a lot of paint over-spray on my windows and any black trim on my doors, etc. from body work that had been done post-hail damage back in 2014. That's mostly gone now. My windows have not been cleaner or more transparent and streak-free than now.
I have to hand it to the crew at OCDetailing in Airdrie, they did a bang up job. It was expensive, but it was worth it.
[disclaimer: not my car in pic]
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