Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Puny..... err Puma. Nice try, but it'll never catch on

OK, car-of-the-future designers - take note. If you're thinking of designing a car of the future to replace what we have now with something more efficient, try to remember what current cars look like. There's a perfectly good reason why we don't see Smart cars in every driveway. Or Segways in every house garage. Modern consumers need a vehicle that has room for a family. Even if you're targetting a car for a person or two to take to work, it has to project a sense of safety.

Here's an example of what won't go over well. Ever. Video of the poser here.

Just tweak a gene here..... presto chargo!

Here's some more battery evolution news from MIT. I won't spill all the details, but it involves viruses - biological ones!

Monday, April 06, 2009

Not all banks are bad news

I caught a bit of this guy's story during President Obama's first address to Congress. Leonard Abess Jr. sold his bank last fall, then quietly handed out $60 million in bonuses from his own pocket to 471 employees and retirees. They each got an average of $127,000 each. That's right - even retired employees got a cut.

He never wanted to make a big deal out of his generosity, he wasn't present when the money was handed out. Abess was praised by President Obama. Abess attended his congressional address as Obama's guest.

He grew the bank from $400 million in assets and seven offices to $2.75 billion in assets and 18 offices and received no money from the federal bank bailout.

Abess, who remains the bank's chairman and chief executive, made a video telling the employees a bonus would be coming with the sale and assuring them it wasn't severance. A vice president, Linda Naughton, contacted some retirees and told them they would be getting a letter from Abess and should "sit down before they opened it."

"Just saw a dude with one eye!"

If you've ever read Homer's Odyssey, and you know what twitter is, then you'll chuckle at this 'if Homer's Odyssey was written on twitter'.

Best bad movie revue (and topical too)

Confessions of a Shopaholic: "If there is a single bright spot in the financial crisis, it is the possibility that one day producer Jerry Bruckheimer will run out of money." -- Jessica Reaves, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

More at defective yeti.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Best quote found on the web by me this month

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
- Ingrid Bergman

Blah blah, click beep!

Inventive ad featuring a choir, some phones and laptops.

Google broken

Here's something to keep you entertained for about one second.

O noes! Googlez iz broekin!

Cash = guilty; TSA = bullies

If you're going to board a plane in the US, don't let the TSA find out you've got a lot of cash ($5000) on you. Or you'll have some explaining to do. Even if there's no law that requires you to do so. Of course they won't mention that either. Even if you ask.

How long will it take for this organization to be disbanded?

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Electric reality one hurdle away...

I was talking with a good friend the other day about the future of cars - in particular - electric cars. I really have a soft spot for the electric car future. The cars themselves wouldn't produce any pollution. They would be much easier and cheaper to maintain. The electric motors would make the cars more efficient in that they could easily convert to generators to recapture energy normally lost to heat while coasting or braking.

Of course, the biggest obstacles to an electric car future are the generation of all that extra electricity and the storage of energy in the car itself. We've been promised that the future is hydrogen fuel cells. The hydrogen would mix with oxygen from the air to produce electricity on demand with a by-product of water vapour. The problem is two-fold. Where do you get the energy to make all this hydrogen? Is it actually efficient to make hydrogen only to change it back to energy again? Some are suggesting it uses more energy this way. Plus there's the issue of the hydrogen infrastructure. How do we get all this hydrogen to fuelling stations?

Wouldn't it be way easier to use a form of battery to store the energy? Then just recharge the battery when the opportunity presents itself. Unfortunately, battery technology has not evolved to the degree we need to make this a viable option. Most electric cars need many hours to fully recharge and this pretty much limits us to only being able to travel the range of the battery's capacity in any one day. This will not meet the needs of any family that wants to drive any great distance. There is also the issue of battery disposal. Batteries typically only allow for so many charge / recharge cycles before they need to be replaced. This isn't very efficient, nor very environmentally friendly.

According to my friend, a solution is around the corner. MIT is working on a new type of lithium-ion battery that combines the best characteristics of batteries and capacitors, ending up with a (gadget-sized) battery that can recharge in 10 seconds. Translate this up to car capacity and you'd be able to fully charge a car's batteries in 5 minutes versus 8 hours. The new battery design also does not degrade with repeated charging. This changes the entire game. This makes it possible to use a car cross-country. That's exciting.

If this succeeds, powerful, affordable, quick-charging batteries could be used to store energy from intermittent, non-carbon energy sources like wind generators or solar cells, helping to usher out the age of fossil fuels.

Bad parking

Here's a funny comic from xkcd about bad parking jobs.

This one I'm sure many folks can identify with.

Need to let your aggressions out?

Today is Pillow Fight Day around the world.

There doesn't appear to be one scheduled for Calgary. The closest one is in Vancouver.

Doesn't it look like fun?

Friday, April 03, 2009

What kind of home will a half mil buy?

I came across this site that gives a bit of a comparison regarding what US$500,000 buys you in different parts of the world.

I like the one in Costa Rica.

Where is it - Edition 61

Calling all geo-hounds!

It's time for another edition of Where is it?

Click for bigger picture. name that city!

Go!!

Thursday, April 02, 2009

I like it... let's do it

Here's a proof of concept that has me very excited that someone could actually exploit this to create some amazing new content.

The idea is that using Google Streetview, you could proceed along a route (worth taking - in other words - scenic) and stitch the shots together to make a stop-motion-esque video. This sample alludes to just how great that could be.

Imagine a movie of the streets of Rome, Paris, London...... or a cross-country trip (edited for interesting-ness).

Spin-o-rama

Cute viral video for the Mini Clubman.

It's not perfect

Canada goes around bragging about how fantastic its health care system is, but there is the odd flaw. One of the elements of our lauded system is the steady erosion of things that are covered by the various health insurance providers and even amongst the plans a provider offers.

Case in point is dental. Darlene's plan, provided by Blue Cross, doesn't cover very much. You're basically allowed the bare minimum amount of planing, scaling and polishing per year. If you have perfect, ultra-clean teeth, it's enough. But I've never found it to be enough. In fact, my hygienist wants me to come in twice a year. Unfortunately, the amount of work I needed was only about 75% covered as it is - if I went back for round two in 6 months, I'd be paying it all out of pocket. And this stuff isn't cheap. I talked to Darlene about it and the minuscule coverage stems from the fact that her plan is the absolute lowest tier you can buy. It's a perk of working in the health care industry. Yes.... I'm being very sarcastic. Interestingly, if I were subscribing to my own work's plan, more work would be covered. Much more. But I choose to use my coverage dollars toward a health spending account. So it all balances out.

Sometimes, patients get sideswiped by increases in fees charged by their health providers that aren't actually covered by the insurance, which comes out of the patient's pocket, but they often don't find out until afterward. Health costs keep going up, but the amount you're covered for doesn't match it. Not even close. Even thought the provider knows the coverage has not kept pace with the fees, they often don't bother to tell you either. "Here, put this fluoride in your mouth........ psst... it's not covered by the way...."

I feel for people with no money, no job, or poor coverage from their employers (it does exist).

Mow the lawn

Yeah.... this commercial would never fly in North America. Europe maybe....

The number of subtle (and not quite so subtle) clues to the subject abound.

"Never feel untidy... just spruce up your Aphrodite.... and mow the lawn."

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

"I will have the penne a la arrabiata"

I seem to be coming across a lot of Star Wars stuff lately, heh?

Well, the deluge continues with this wonderful bit from Eddie Izzard doing Darth Vader at the Death Star canteen (cafeteria).

“I am Lord Vader! I can kill you with a single thought!”
“You’ll still need a tray!”

Home-made costumes not always a great idea

Sometimes making a home-made costume is pretty cool.

Like I said..... sometimes.

My latest meme - [your name] needs...

Time to have a little social networking fun: Google your first name and the word needs in quotation marks (such as "Catharine needs") and type the first 10 things that come up.

1. Karl needs help
2. Karl needs to take care of his baby
3. Karl needs Facebook
4. Karl needs a hobby
5. Karl needs a girlfriend
6. Karl needs firing
7. Karl needs sleep
8. Karl needs help to shoulder cost
9. Karl needs to focus his attention on shorter-term goals
10. Karl needs more time with his family

If I'd gone to get that cake..... don't know what would've happened

More awesomeness from the cake wrecks blog.

This time, someone massacres a sports team logo on a cake.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Star Wars re-imagined with a Dallas-style opening

Star Wars a-la Dallas treatment.

Pretty funny stuff.

Cancel it while it's hot...

Always with a finger on the pulse of modern society and culture, Microsoft has decided to discontinue the MSN Encarta product as of October 2009.

OK, show of hands..... who actually has this product? Who actually uses this product? Haven't they heard of Wikipedia?

Trek or drug?

Do you consider yourself a Trekkie?

Then test your knowledge with this quiz - Star Trek character or erectile dysfunction pill?

One door closes...... another opens

So last night was the final class for the Epcor Intro to Acting for Adults (Term II).

Oh yeah.... did I mention that I've been assisting with the acting class that got me started in this whole mess? Yeah. On a whim, I asked my first acting instructor (Georgette) if she wanted some help with her class a few terms back. She said yes. Imagine that. So I've been volunteering my time on a few Monday nights at the Epcor Centre. Last night was the culmination of yet another term. I even got the chance to go solo with the group and do some improv training. That was so unbelievably fantastic, I decided right then and there to develop an Improv Workshop for Beginners and pitched the idea to Chinook Learning Services, who have apparently accepted. Can you say 'stoked'? That's what I am. What a trip this has been.....

Anyway, all I can say is that Darlene opened quite a can of worms when she pushed me into joining that acting class a few years back. It's been so refreshing to learn something creative and non-technical and then start teaching it to others as best as I can. Who knows where this will lead next.

Oh..... did I mention that I've requested to join a fledgling sketch comedy writing group? Yeah........

Monday, March 30, 2009

New TV program to watch for

I'm looking forward to a new TV program planning to air beginning April 3rd in Canada on CTV (has already started airing in other parts of the world). It's called "Spectacle: Elvis Costello with...", produced in conjunction with Sir Elton John. The concept fuses the best of talk and music TV. The series of 13 one hour shows will have intimate one-on-ones with legendary performers and notable newcomers to thematic panel discussions, with a variety of performance elements including unique collaborations, acoustic and impromptu "illustrative" demonstrations of the creative process, and some original interpretations of others' songs by Costello.

Elvis Costello is a rounded musicologist, so he's more than qualified. Elvis said, "I'm not interested in extracting some dark secret. I'd rather hear about a bright secret, a deep love or a curiosity that might be otherwise obscured by fame. This is a wonderful opportunity to talk in complete thoughts about music, movies, art or even vaudeville, then frame it with unique and illustrative performances."

Canada not so liberal when it comes to drinking age

A map of legal drinking ages around the world.

Fascinating.

Car trouble

How many people think the North American car industry is collapsing? [Karl raises hand]

How many people figure it was inevitable? [Karl raises hand]

How many people thought the bailouts were a bad idea? [Karl raises hand again]

How many of you think the collapse is a good thing in the long run? [Hand still raised]

And by awesome I mean dumb. And by dumb I mean stupid.

This is awesome. No sooner did New Zealand come to its senses and toss the '3 strikes and you're out' ISP rule, now South Korea is about to try the same thing. Boingboing contributor Cory Doctorow once again does a bang up job predicting how badly that whole thing will go.