Things we're unlikely to see any more of.....

I decided to try a quick list of things we're pretty unlikely to see again:

• New cereals with the word "sugar" in the title (such as Sugar Crisp).
• Seinfeld show spinoffs.
• New job titles with the word "man" or "woman" (such as Mailman).
• Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunctions.
• Anything revolutionary and new from Ford/GM.
• New medications with the word "gay" in the title (such as Ben-Gay).
• Smiling people in airports.
• New electronic media without restrictions on their use (welcome to the age of DRM).
• Gasoline below $0.80/litre.
• Resumes without the words "facilitator", "instrumental" or "team-player".
• Pink Floyd performances.
• Youths without at least one piercing or tattoo (likely both).
• US Presidents with the last name "Bush".
• Utility bills without at least 4 different types of fees.
• New Osama Bin Laden video footage.
• Bill Clinton on the Fox network.
• Goofy fashion trend from the 80s like leg warmers Whoops! Scratch that!
• Hollywood scripts that have Mel Gibson driving drunk, getting pulled over and berating a police officer.
• Reporters invited into Michael Jackson's home.